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A fairly confusing creature, is confused itself with everything, very sexual and has a lesbian fetish, likes to say neat.
Your such an ashwale
by Ashwale October 24, 2018
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The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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A confused creature that knows a lot of facts. Has a lesbian fetish and is very sexual and horny. Loves jacking off. Loves pizza and his pet fish. Lives in his room most his life. Has anxiety and is very self conscious but at the same time doesn’t care at all what others think, is being studied for further information. Loves the cold and hates heat, extremely dangerous and conniving. Stay clear, if seen run immediately, means danger is close by if it’s seen outside.
Have you heard of the Ashwale? I hope it isn’t real
by Mr.Ashwale November 01, 2018
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A really fat putrid pimple ridden person most likely has diabetes and loves bestiality has atleast once been caught doing naughty things with fish
Oh my god is that ashwale I don’t want to be near that disgusting pimple ridden creature
by Assassner February 01, 2020
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