An untalented acting monkey, who to some people is actually funny. He has made millions of dollars pulling dumbass, tasteless jokes on celebrities, while simultaneously have either A) having massive ADHD attacks or B) having large seizures. Both performed on a stool.

The best couple that is everyone is jealous of. Made up of

Emily who has the most beautiful eyes- once you see them, you're trapped. She is always hiding what she really feels, and puts on a happy face. She can get very crazy sometimes and be the life of the party. Emilys are the cutest, nicest, most interesting, most gorgeous species known. She is exciting, adventurous, and outgoing. She might make some bad decisions, but she learns. Emilys are very rare, so if you catch one- hold on to her!

Ashton The most sexiest, awesome person alive. The best friend you could ever ask for
And The best kind of guy in the world. He's sweet, kind and takes very good care of his loved ones. He's handsome, sexy, and very charming, and is craved by the hottest girls he is An amzing boy, who always knows how to make you feel your best.

They r best friends too he is her 🐧 and she is his 🐔 lol

AKA asston. he is racist and enjoys saying the n word on the daily, which his girlfriend Mackenzie Ziegler defends him for doing. Nobody likes him and he is a clout chaser.

the most overrated actor right now. he tries so hard to be funny but it's embarrassing how but he is when he tries. it's highly doubtful he ever took acting school.

A long-haired hippie who bangs Demi Moore.

Hosts a shitty pop-culture television show called "Punk'd," but infact should host a show called, "Pussy-whip'd," which shows pussy-whipped males get 0wned by non-pussy-whipped males.

An alternative name for a really chronic strain of marijuana named Kush

Kutcher sounds like Kush

Instances of term used in main stream media:

"Light that Ashton Kutcher"

-Blunt Blowin - Lil Wayne

"Ashin' Kusher" by Kid Cudi

man-child that that makes a living pulling childish pranks on celebrities