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An Ashouraita in her natural habitat is charming, industrious, and wild. Outside of her territory, she can appear calm, when actually trains of murderous thoughts are commonly prevalent. Speaking of trains, her mode of migration is typically the local locomotive. She doesn't speak often, but when she does, the noise is angelic to say the least. Her diet consists of beans and ice cream. A rare species is this one, so when coming across one, make sure you keep her forever upon capture, which is easy, since she is the paradigm of cuddle-monsters.
"You're like... a lily amongst thorns, a glorious Ashouraita." (The true translation of Song of Songs 2:2)
by Sacktastic November 29, 2012
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