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(Ash-Lee Simp-Son) Name. 1) Pop music icon created from the star power of older sister. Future looked promissing until Lip-sync event on TV. 2) To glob on to the success of a family member and ride them to your own 15 minutes of fame. 3) Identification for a child born into a family where they have very attractive sibblings but the themselves are uglier than shit ona shingle (See also Ugly Tree Whoopin).
1) Milli and Vanilli never did that bad....Nice Jig, dumbass. Way to play that one off Ashlee.
2) I'm a talentless hunk of shit so I work for my brothers company, I feel ashlee simpson about myself sometimes.
3) That baby was so ashlee simpson, I can't believe that it and the other children are even related. Did they adopt a retarded korean kid or something?
by sirisaachillary September 23, 2005
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To fake it
He was so horrible in bed I had to Ashlee Simpson so he'd get off me
by LALAFOFO January 10, 2009
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Can't sing, needs a major nose job, and is a poser..........but, one must admit she has phenominal boobs.
"ashlee simpson is fucking terrible but i would titty fuck her if she had a bag over her head and did'nt open her mouth."
by the priest February 21, 2006
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Well.. She has a good band.

Also: (n) When the first thing that comes to mind when you're in trouble is... HO-DOWN
Gives up on "Fall... With you, I fall so fast"
by sk1 October 27, 2004
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Dumb ass bitch i talked to on aim. She is very mean. If i had her screen name, i would give it to you all, but i dont.
by lolwut484793ue3j February 19, 2005
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A girl that i personally thought to be quite attractive until she tried to be punk and enter the music industry because of her sisters fame.
"Screw you ashlee simpson, your not hot anymore"
by taufuboy September 04, 2005
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super whore, but hot. and i dont give a fuck about ur self esteem and if people mistake you for britney OH BOO FUCKING HOO BITCH. Sucks at songwriting.
"Yeah, I wanna make a song about a dick... i mean um a shadow, cuz im in the shadow IM NOT TALKING ABOUT JESSICA GODDAM IT FUCK YOU but anyway, I think it'd be cool. OMYGAWD RYAN, YOU DIDNT SING A SONG FOR ME!?!?!?!?!!??!" "Um... who the fuck are you?"
by TruthSpeaker August 16, 2004
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