Event(s) of great consequence to very few.

Term is derived from a storied cricket Test series played once every two years. Popular in England and Australia (the only two countries permitted to compete for the coveted trophy), the series means absolutely nothing to the world's remaining 190 countries.
Q: So what were you up to yesterday?
A: Rolled out of bed around noon 'cause mom was bugging me, checked my blog to see if anyone had left any comments, went to the store to buy a pack of smokes... you know, the Ashes.
by Canadian Cricketer May 31, 2006
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To make plans with old friends and lie to hang out with new friends.
To intentionaly hurt an old friend emotionaly.
The bitch is ashing it, all she had to do was tell the truth, not lie.
by The Prez April 29, 2007
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A rare creature of the night; a beautiful woman with flowing dark hair, sumptuous curves and green eyes. Funny, smart and devastatingly gorgeous, everybody wants to know an Ash.
Did you see Ash last night? My god, she's amazing.
by bakersgirl November 26, 2011
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Always. Sexy. Hot.

This girl is the cutest, most amazing girl in the world.
She is also super smart. and loves tattoos. Her hair styles are the envy of the school. Everyone wants to be this girl
Wow... I wish i was as coool as Ash.. she really has it all...beauty, brains, they should name a Daily news paper after that Ash.
by floopa February 26, 2011
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when your skin gets dry and there is a lighter layer on top (the skin ASHES off)- easily fixed by putting on lotion
"man, i need to get some Jergens- my legs are ashing like mad."
by lauren August 31, 2003
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The slang term for a sexual act where one stimulates the anus with a thumb during copulation. This move is usual performed in a clockwise motion.
"I Ashed her ass real good?"
by Albert Bino March 23, 2008
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