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Dude, I just got Ashcrofted by my dead grandma at a "Crossing Over with John Edwards" show playing a game of rock,paper, scissors.
by cactusboy December 02, 2004
Apr 25 Word of the Day
v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem
n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem
(from a TV ad for HD television)
n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem
(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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Asshole
Meant to be used in places where saying asshole is just not appropriate. Made popular by the replacement of the word asshole in the airline version of the movie Sideways.
Meant to be used in places where saying asshole is just not appropriate. Made popular by the replacement of the word asshole in the airline version of the movie Sideways.
J - Dude, I've been noticing footprints leading into and out of my barn the past few mornings.
D - Really, that's strange.
J - Yea, so last night I caught the little pig f*ucker coming out of my barn and he said he just went in there to take a leak.
D - What an Ashcroft!
D - Really, that's strange.
J - Yea, so last night I caught the little pig f*ucker coming out of my barn and he said he just went in there to take a leak.
D - What an Ashcroft!
by I'm the Ashcroft! March 02, 2005
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1. Scary fundamentalist uber-bitch who lost a Senate election to a dead man and who is presently busy wiping his ass with the American Constitution and figuring out new ways to imprison and execute anyone who disagrees with him.
2. Another fascistic Bush lackey.
2. Another fascistic Bush lackey.
One Ashcroft in office is more than this country can stand; re-defeat Bush in 2004 to prevent it from happening again.
by Generik July 14, 2003
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syn. Marijuana. Satirical. Usage emerged following then-Attorney General Ashcroft's escalation of drug law enforcement as a priority of the US Department of Justice, in particular a high-profile series of DEA raids on head shops, bong makers, etc., in February 2003.
by Moppet October 19, 2005
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some shit skl in wano full of fake cunts and neeky gyal, who beef everyone buh when it’s time to throw down they skeet
Man: heard you been chatting shit
Likkle boy from ashcroft: nah nah I’m sorry, please don’t hit me
Man: das what I thought
Likkle boy from ashcroft: nah nah I’m sorry, please don’t hit me
Man: das what I thought
by manlike234155 November 02, 2018