MAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE ego, dogs rep for lauz, his lip twitches, is a good bloke but can like chicks who eat 6ft bananas, in denial all the time, Can take a few clangers but thinks his 7ft when his 5. Must be an exact replica of every Ashby before him. 6.8
Just ask him he'll tell ya how good he is.

Joel Ashby
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A school full of rednecks, stuck up jocks, and slutty cheerleaders who think cheerleading is a sport. Welcome to Turner Ashby High School, home of the worst football team in Rockingham County!!
What school was it that their gym teacher got caught fucking a student?

Oh! You're talking about Turner Ashby High School!
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A market town in Leicestershire, England, notable for it's 3 Co-ops and high levels of racism due to lots of tories living there.
You do not want to go to Ashby De La Zouch, mate, They're a bunch of tory, racism jobbers there.
by theonlyginger October 6, 2022
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When you feel a grumble in your guts and you try to get your undies down in time with no luck and your warm diarrhea gets squirted through the cloth like fresh batter through a funnel screen at the county fair.
Joe: When Carolus was driving back from Cumberland to go to a DMV appointment he felt severe intestinal disturbance and pulled off the side of the road. Unfortunately he didn’t get his drawers down in time and made a huge Fort Ashby Funnel cake along side highway 15 by the museum.
Drago: Dang that sucks. He ruined those undies for sure
by Esterlino Dorado January 5, 2022
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This is a school full of wannabe e girl thots, slutty cheerleaders, and neckbeards who think gaming should be counted as a sport. Nicknamed Trashby Ashby because all of our sports teams are trash if you thought the football games were disapointing wait until you here the bloodcurdling screeches that is the marching band.
Wanna experience hell without dying? Go to Turner Ashby High School.
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A large town in the East Midlands that used to be an average working class town but is now a shit hole full of poorly planned new build housing estates, 4x4 Range Rovers, charity shops and co-ops that all in all, has all the character of a wet dish cloth.

Also famous for being mentioned in the BBC television series Man Like Mobeen.
Don't go to Ashby-de-la-Zouch, it's a shit hole.
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It’s a school full of basic white people that want to be ghetto or black /Hispanic people what wanna be white and where white people say the N word. If your thinking about comeing here please choose a different school
by Smd twice September 28, 2019
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