May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Ashannie is a ship between Asher angel and Annie leblanc. It is 100% real and if you don’t believe it then I will bippity bop your no existent dick off a cliff. also they are cute yet. 💘
by Erika Parker February 02, 2019
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Ashannie a ship between Asher Angel and Annie LeBlanc this is a ship that has saild all the way and every hannie fan can leave bc its dead and not coming back and plus Asher isnt using annie for clout unlike Hayden
by Abbyfjjdjd January 24, 2019
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Ashannie is real so all of you hannie shippers can leave because that ship is dead af. Bahaha also asher is way cuter then hayden and he got big boy balls to actually talk about his ship unlike hayden who didn’t want anyone to know annie and him were dating. haha and asher can actaully sing and act oops :)
by shjekzuhwf January 08, 2019
5
a ship between asher angeland Annie Leblanc that has sailed. all of you can suck my nonexistent dick if you don't ship. ashannie is real and that's the tea sis. annie and asher are in love 🤩🤩
Ashannie is real!!
by @@@ unknown :)) January 20, 2019