A fish that can have childs without a dangle-lang.
person 1:"Hey that person over there is is pretty cute."
person 2: "I heard they were asexual"
person 1: "oh really what is that?"
person 2: "Someone who isn't attracted to people in a sexual way but can have romantic feelings towards someone"
person 1: "oh wow cool"
by TheMilfFugger July 15, 2021
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A person lacking any sexual attraction to anything or anybody
Chad: so you have sex with A's

Brock: no idiot I don't have sex at all

Asexual :)
by MooshSleet September 16, 2021
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Unlike the gay agenda the asexual agenda is composed of only snack time with a 15 minute pause for anarchy.
Lucas:have you been to asexual agenda?
Nicol:nope but I've heard that they have nice snacks
by Sgabello October 11, 2021
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The feeling an asexual person gets when their asexuality is threatened by a concept or individual who gives them the horny.
Person 1: *touches asexual person's side* Gotcha!!

Asexual Person: * blushes uwu * Hey!! Knock it off!!!

Person 2: Yeah, you're giving them asexual distress lol

Person 1: what's that?

Person 2: idk they just screamed that at me when I did that
by Jess-ta trashbag May 17, 2020
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Asexuals, in short, are gods.
Person 1: I'm Asexual, so I don't have attraction to anyone really.
Person 2: Everyone is attracted to other people, it's what makes us human! Asexual people don't exist, you just haven't found the right person yet!
Person 1: I guess I'm a god then.
It's tough to be a god starts playing
by Vanta_ March 09, 2021
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