Even worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian and ur granny trannie combined. Every time someone says it 200 random non asexual grandpas die.
Joe "My grandpa died suddenly"
Bob"Did someone say 'ur grandpa asexual' again!?"

Joe "What have you done!?"
*Non-asexual grandpas death noises*
by The shitpope March 12, 2018
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Demi meaning that you only experience romantic/sexual attraction once a strong emotional bond has been formed. Demi-romantic people don't get crushes on people they've known for a day or two. You become friends first and then possibly develop a crush on them.

Polyromantic meaning attracted to more than two genders, but not all of them. Someone could be romantically attracted to all genders except for males and be polyromantic. Identifying as polyromantic implies that your romantic orientation isn't the same as your sexual orientation

Asexual meaning does not experience sexual attraction. This, however, means you can still experience romantic attraction. Asexuality is also the lack of desire to preform sexual acts. But, there can be sex-positive, sex-neutral, and sex-repulsed asexuals. Sex-positive asexuals like sex but still don't experience sexual attraction. Someone could like the physicality of sex or could think it's a good way to pass time. Sex-neutral asexuals would have sex to please their partner but couldn't careless is they had sex or not. Sex-repulsed asexuals do not like sex and they would not want to have sex whether their partner wants to or not. Some sex repulsed asexuals even hate the thought of sex.
by Catherine LaClaire December 05, 2017
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We just like the storyline and violence. The watching lesbians getting turned on by uno is fuckin weird
Person 1: “your a kakegurui fan? You must be so fuckin horny all the time, me too!”
Person 2: “sorry, I only talk to asexual kakegurui fans
by Kyon kun January 05, 2021
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Insult that is only to be used in absolute emergencies, using this phrase will cause a massive singularity, leaving nothing left of this or other possible universes
Bob: Ur mum gay

Jim: Ur dad lesbian

Bob: Ur granny tranny

Jim: Ur sister a mister

Bob: Ur auntie asexual

(Earth is consumed by a massive black hole, which then consumes other planets)
by JetStreamSam March 18, 2018
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An autistic retard who is typically under some type of sedative or coma, and typically likes Minecraft with a mix of sped-tastic violence and blood for no reason. An asexual being jr. will typically experience dreams thinking they are autistic (to wake up and realize they are), extreme forms of retarded aggression for no reason, and nerd type things mixed with sexual pretenses (making a dildo out of LEGOs). Under special conditions may be/evolve into a chad.
Mikaelll: Hey is that Jim again? I swear, that kid cannot just quit talking about making mods for Terraria that includes his mom's virgin soul.
Rick C.: Yeah, I don't get it. It's like he's the manager of autismspeaks.org.
Mikaelll: He's definitely the biggest asexual being jr. I know.
by the schmouse May 17, 2018
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The Holy lord of insults.
Whoever takes this insult will evaporate immediately.
Person 1: Screw you
Person 2 : KYS
Person 1 : well ur mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: but ur dad is a hoe
Person 2: ur grandma is retarded
Person 1: well ur grandpa is a trap
Person 2: OH YEAH?
Person 1: YEAH?
Person 2: WELL UR YEET IS ASEXUAL
Person 1 evaporates
by Yeet Meiser March 21, 2018
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Pushing those who are interested in you away as you don't feel the same way towards them. Even though you know you'll enjoy yourself while in the relationship. Suffered by those you aren't actually asexual but claim to be.
Meghan: He doesn't love me, why?
Jim: Steve is 'apparently' asexual and isn't interested, he has asexual selfishness, for sure
by dirtydouble October 03, 2016
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