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Aseda is a very laid back, chill, and relaxed person. He is very charming and people love to be around him. He is wealthy and athletic. If you know an Aseda, you are very lucky, and the people who don’t know him are missing out. He has trust issues, but he does good in school.
Aseda is inside.
by Dictionary Dudr April 17, 2019
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Aseda is a girl with a light heart funny and she is a loyal friend but has serious trust issues .she is laid back kind and loving everyone loves her .she is very smart and is always on top of her school work
by Dreamland October 26, 2020
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A place in Småland where everybody in the village is cousins in some way.
at least 78% of the people are related
at least 78% of the people are related
by Bom_Bop October 08, 2019
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Absolutely disgusting and fake and always wears air max 90s.
She is so white washed and is very horrible to be ur friend.
She is so white washed and is very horrible to be ur friend.
by ydgyudfgfeed November 11, 2020