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A mix of Tesco and Asda combined, implying the person is infact poor since they only shop at two of the cheapest supermarkets.
by MartinJP April 13, 2006
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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It is disgust in Spanish; particularly in a disgusting way to throw up. Some may use it in a sentence even when speaking English.
by Dr.gggrr June 09, 2019
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(n.) A jpg conprising on a selection of photos of a pale, ancient woman with a headscarf and sunglasses posing for borderline necrophilia pornographic shots.
Linked from childrens websites, and is considered to be even more disgusting than goatse, tubgirl or harlequin foetus.
There are actually many pictures of "asco"s. Google image search brings forth a rotten.com picture of two severed heads with dismembered penises in thier mouths, and think-evolution formerly hosted pictures of very old naked people, and a masturbating shemale.
Linked from childrens websites, and is considered to be even more disgusting than goatse, tubgirl or harlequin foetus.
There are actually many pictures of "asco"s. Google image search brings forth a rotten.com picture of two severed heads with dismembered penises in thier mouths, and think-evolution formerly hosted pictures of very old naked people, and a masturbating shemale.
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
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A.S.C.O stands for Anonymous Secret Complementing Organization! It currently runs in New Zealand. It is basically a organization that sends kind "letters" to certain pupils in classrooms. All subjects in it are positive, so it isn't considered a nuisance to the general public.
Pinochle
Pinochle is a confused part of A.S.C.O, due to it's recently introduced status, little is known about what relevance it has to with A.S.C.O. It may be the "signature", chosen to disguise the SECRET even more. It may have to do with Blackle A.S.C.O, the account on Wikianswers for A.S.C.O.
Kaleb Oaten did once speak of Pinochle, however the file containing the information is thought to be destroyed or missing. This piece of information has been "unearthed" since a possible clue was found at the end of Blackle A.S.C.O's profile page. See Blackle A.S.C.O
Pinochle
Pinochle is a confused part of A.S.C.O, due to it's recently introduced status, little is known about what relevance it has to with A.S.C.O. It may be the "signature", chosen to disguise the SECRET even more. It may have to do with Blackle A.S.C.O, the account on Wikianswers for A.S.C.O.
Kaleb Oaten did once speak of Pinochle, however the file containing the information is thought to be destroyed or missing. This piece of information has been "unearthed" since a possible clue was found at the end of Blackle A.S.C.O's profile page. See Blackle A.S.C.O
by A.S.C.O expert April 09, 2011
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The act of viewing, linking, masturbating, or having sexual intercourse with women in the age bracket 80-100.
A: "Hey, look at THIS!"
B: "I hope you die, you sick fuck."
A: "Hey, what was the link to ASCO?"
B: "Here."
A: "Thx" *prints out to masturbate to while in the shower.*
B: "I hope you die, you sick fuck."
A: "Hey, what was the link to ASCO?"
B: "Here."
A: "Thx" *prints out to masturbate to while in the shower.*
by iannis November 30, 2003