A descriptive superlative; a simile without the comparison.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

(ante scriptum): the opposite of a post scriptum (P.S.), seen at the beginning, rather than the end, of letters.

Short for Agents of Secret Stuff
Agents that saves lives and fight against their mortal enemies, the S.I.N.S. (Society Involving Not-so-good Stuff)
Becoming an official agent requires owning a H.O.L.E (Honorary Operative License Entitlement)

The act of taking a shit after school. After School Shit.

acronym for awkward silence

The best bay baseball team hands down.To all the haters who dont like the A's fuck all yall.Your just mad a team with such a small payroll will knock your teams dick in the dirt.