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The uncanny ability to not see what is happening right in front of your eyes.

Refers to Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak, whose people took to the streets in the hundreds of thousands, wanting his 30 year old reign to come to an end. And yet, he wouldn't leave.
She's as oblivious as Mubarak if she thinks that duck face is going to get her any action tonight.
by mversion February 07, 2011
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1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.

2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.
I grew up in a conservative home so my factory settings lead me to vote Republican.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.
by riemannslost0 February 04, 2020
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