A boy was masturbating in his room 1 day and his dad comes in:
dad: "Son, stop masturbating or u will go blind."
son: "Dad, i'm over here."
dad: "Son, stop masturbating or u will go blind."
son: "Dad, i'm over here."
by lilangel4eva September 23, 2009
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This one is a good to pull on your friend in a crowd..
Q: If you were to go camping with a bunch of guys. Then in the middle of the night you woke up with your pants down, and vaseline on your butt, would you tell anyone?
(If they answer no)
A: Wanna go camping?
Q: If you were to go camping with a bunch of guys. Then in the middle of the night you woke up with your pants down, and vaseline on your butt, would you tell anyone?
(If they answer no)
A: Wanna go camping?
by Doug Hightower September 23, 2005
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What one says after the awkward pause that follows his or her having said something incredibly stupid and usually unfunny. Can be substituted with "I was joking."
We oughta burn down the public library and build a giant casino because that would balance the budget. *Awkward pause.* That was a joke.
by Fred the Wolf November 27, 2005
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by Whopper pounder April 15, 2019
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1 Meaning. A thing that causes someone to laugh or cause amusement.
2 Insult. Meaning You're Nothing or Nobody Likes You and Everyone Laughs at you.
3 verb. Make jokes, talk humorously and flippantly
2 Insult. Meaning You're Nothing or Nobody Likes You and Everyone Laughs at you.
3 verb. Make jokes, talk humorously and flippantly
Joel: HAHAHAH Nice joke!
Moe: Thank you!
Boe: Your a joke shut up.
Lee: Bro look at you.
Jay: HAHAAAAA
Nordan: HeY gUys Im NoRdaN
Will: Shut up wit dat dumbass voice
William: Hey guys!
Moore: What?
William: I said Hey guys!
Moore: Can you please repeat the question?
William: Shut up
Moe: Thank you!
Boe: Your a joke shut up.
Lee: Bro look at you.
Jay: HAHAAAAA
Nordan: HeY gUys Im NoRdaN
Will: Shut up wit dat dumbass voice
William: Hey guys!
Moore: What?
William: I said Hey guys!
Moore: Can you please repeat the question?
William: Shut up
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by tyler mccaffery January 09, 2009
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A not joke is a joke from the early to mid 90s that was told in many cases in grade school. Part of the reason they were discussed in borat is that anybody who was around then remembers that those jokes haven't been used much since then. They were not "made popular" by borat.
by Joe the crackpot September 17, 2009
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