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Arturo's girlfriend: *send him a picture of her face*

Him: OHHH YEAAH, THAT'S FUCKING HOT, I'M BEATING MY SMALL LITTLE MEAT TO THAT
*Angrily beast small pp*
by HEE HEE, HAA HAA June 25, 2020
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Arturo is very small d!#@ person sucks balls to he plays a lot
Arturo means God of fortnite
by Alepaner June 01, 2019
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Arturo is the type of guy that acts sus and he’s secretly gay but has the cutest farts.
Dominic: That Arturo niggajust made the cutest fart😳🥵

Chris: Cutie ima suck his dick

Quinter: should include the word being defined
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by Hotcheetoguy182838 August 25, 2020
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A guy who can’t win a basketball game to save his life. Arturo is usually coming in second place to his nemesis Armando, the more handsome, athletic, smart, etc.
Arturo just aired ball the game winner...
by Arrrrrrrmando January 29, 2020
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An morbidly obese schizophrenic who had a checkered past who had a handful of lovers at a young age. When he first became a father he was not good at it cause he was a child himself. He lost his innocence at a young age but was and still extremely naive.
Man 1: Arturo screwed the Virgin Mary and made a demon baby with her and almost single handedly ended the world because of this. God have mercy on his soul.
by Shinkdmeister May 24, 2020
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