Arturo's girlfriend: *send him a picture of her face*
Him: OHHH YEAAH, THAT'S FUCKING HOT, I'M BEATING MY SMALL LITTLE MEAT TO THAT
*Angrily beast small pp*
Him: OHHH YEAAH, THAT'S FUCKING HOT, I'M BEATING MY SMALL LITTLE MEAT TO THAT
*Angrily beast small pp*
by HEE HEE, HAA HAA June 25, 2020
by Alepaner June 01, 2019
Dominic: That Arturo niggajust made the cutest fart😳🥵
Chris: Cutie ima suck his dick
Quinter: should include the word being defined
Chris: Cutie ima suck his dick
Quinter: should include the word being defined
via giphy
by Hotcheetoguy182838 August 25, 2020
A guy who can’t win a basketball game to save his life. Arturo is usually coming in second place to his nemesis Armando, the more handsome, athletic, smart, etc.
by Arrrrrrrmando January 29, 2020
An morbidly obese schizophrenic who had a checkered past who had a handful of lovers at a young age. When he first became a father he was not good at it cause he was a child himself. He lost his innocence at a young age but was and still extremely naive.
Man 1: Arturo screwed the Virgin Mary and made a demon baby with her and almost single handedly ended the world because of this. God have mercy on his soul.
by Shinkdmeister May 24, 2020
Apr 24 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

