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An extremely gorgeous human being that is found near very attractive girls. Has amazing abs, which can only be seen by special people (like me). Hes fun to be around.
by coconut moon July 27, 2012
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A male who enjoys a nice night out at a hookah lounge and likes to end it off with a soothing fully clothed bath.
hey man down for an artur tonight?
yea bro lets smoke and take a bath with our clothes on.
by Holding L's March 23, 2017
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Rich white boy that grew up in the hood that’s why his dick 7+ inches he DOSENT lie and he’s very loyal he’s funny and he’s just a perfect boyfriend you will love him forever find yourself a artur and you’ll be happy forever he’s the type to own a car and the newest phone at the age of 15 because he works very hard he DOSENT party and get involved in much shit but he’s the type to do fraud so watch out he aggressive when it comes to it and he’s easy to piss off but in general don’t fuck with him cuz he might take your girl but he’s a great person don’t doubt it he is also a master in “art”
That guy is dope he’s a artur
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1.Artur, male sexual being. Born to serve sexually, baby boys named Artur generally develop to be adult sex workers. Also a form of an insult, such as slut, whore, hoe, or he-bitch.
2. Name of Polish origin, usually given to males. Bad reputation.
1. Man, that guy gave head like an artur!

2. Oh my grsandsons name is Artur.
by the-pimp April 17, 2005
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