Artsie refers to a group of university students who study arts or sciences. These students are inferior to Engineering students. The exception to this rule is:
students in Chemical Engineering are sometimes also referred to artsies by their engineering brethren.

We can see an artsie based on how tired he or she looks. It is common that these breeze through a degree students never look tired, since they never have to do any real work, or actually study a useful topic.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.