Slang for "autistic", usually used in games and forums where saying autistic would get you moderated, or is filtered.
Rob sure is artistic, almost cost us the game.
by sarysa2 November 13, 2015
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artist (ar-tist)
1. Most common definition, a depressed, underpaid, sad person in their early twenties or late teens, although they can be many ages. They cannot afford art supplies, cry themselves to sleep, lack inspiration, and draw about once every 3 full moons. When asked what they want to be, they answer an artist, but they know that like everything else in their miserable lives, that is a lie. They hate their art style although their friends love it, and have no self confidence whatsoever.
2. Anyone who practices a talent involving creating something without outstanding functionality other than to entertain or inspire.

3. Sarcasm used to describe someone lacking skills in art.
1."I am an artist!"
"But you never draw?"
"I know..." (cries in corner)
2. Poets, authors, and dancers deserve the title of artist.
3. "That two year old is a real artist, proper Picasso! Smeared paint all over my new Lamborghini!"
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A young, generally mentally tortured person who possesses art supplies. This person is usually regarded as fucking insane during their lifetime, and then called a genius after death, when all of their work goes up in value.
That goddam artist in the apartment above me spent the whole day doing nothing bet screaming, whining, and painting.
by King of the a**holes June 26, 2018
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Someone who is very creative. Just by looking at them or hearing the name you know that that person is as artistic as they come.
That is an artistic sculpture. The sculpture is made of all these different things and then all the parts come together to make a perfect, artistic sculpture.
by mintgreen101 June 09, 2018
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A pretentious individual whose art (usually terrible, overly-wordy poetry, but can apply to paintings, prose, etc.) no one "gets".

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Ugh, that guy's back again for another reading of his lame poetry. What an artiste.
by sabby December 23, 2004
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When said in a British accent it becomes “autistic”. A great way to secretly insult your friends
Bob: joe, you are so artistic (in a British accent)
Joe: why thank you, bob
Bob: 00f
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Noun "Did you see the new artist?"
Adjective "You're such a Artist!"

Someone who will never accept their talent of drawing. Might also be a introvert that hates whenever someone compliments their piece of art that they call trash
Person : "Man you draw so good you're an Artist!"

Person 2 : "Nah Its just trash I should probably burn it or something. Insert annoying ,cheesy ,spoiled ,and needs to get off their high horse persons' name Draws way better!"
Everyone that recognises this humble persons work: "Bitch where????"
by #1 floof February 01, 2019
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