An Artic Snowcricket is a small unseen creature that has the same sound characteristics of a barking spider. Sometimes mistaken for flatulence.

When two people get into 69 position and they see how fast they can shove frozen gogurt into each others asses. Good for straight and gay couples.

The Act of masturbating when it is snowy outside, once ready to release semen, get outside and extract your semen while your penis is submerged in snow

Sarah Palin's ass, or more specifically, her anus.

The Artic Circle should not be confused with the Arctic Circle, which is warmer and much more comfy.

The Artic Circle is in close proximity to Lake Flaccid.

Generally performed during spite sex. Just as the woman nears climax pull out and initiate the Houdini. As she turns around, you climax in her hair and while walking away throw a previously frozen wash cloth at her and yell "have fun getting that out Roxy".

When you insert the neck of a bottle of blue mouthwash up your ass and do a hand stand.

When a man takes a huge dump into a condom, puts it in the freezer until it is frozen, then the girl uses it as a dildo