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is a name given to a squirrel which on entering an Edinburgh school was well liked but soon be came a nuisance. As people tired of this characature of a creature there patience began to wear off. So too did Arthur's patience when the foolish and slightly deranged squirrel headbutted a junior student. The squirrel is distinguishable from other squirrels thanks to it's large monobrow which gives it and unsightly appearance. Although it has been removed from the school on various occasions it keeps coming back, there is hope however. It was seen lurking around the schools of St Marys and Broughtoun and may take up these buildings as his permanant residence. The squirrel also moves in a puppet like manner, such as the characters in the popular childrens TV proggramme
by Timmythelover. May 27, 2009
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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