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An alias that can be used for almost any purpose. The most popular careers of this particular alias include architect, marine biologist, importer-exporter, author of "Venetian Blinds", and manufacturer of latex. This alias can be used by a male or female, as "Art" can stand for either Arthur or Artemis.
I'm very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries. They deal in latex.

I'm Art Vandelay. An architect.
by Artemis Vandelay May 18, 2011
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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The name George on "Seinfeld" always referred himself to in attempting to pick up women. Mr. Vandelay's occupation is always an architect.
"My name is Art Vandelay, I am an architect."
by phugger March 17, 2003
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The freakin' delicious vegetarian burrito at Moe's.
"Would you like fried mushrooms in your Art Vandelay?" "Hell yes!"
by Burrito-sama April 20, 2010
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A liberal from #edgeemu. Wishes to fingerbang Lillymon, or at least sniff her panties.

See also liberal, or fingerbang. Or better yet, see Lillymon, not that it's worth it though.
ArtVanDelay, have you been sniffing Lillymon's dirty underwear again? You know she's been on her period for some time now!
by anonymous March 16, 2004
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An artist that Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick made up to ‘art shame’ Kris jenner.
Kris Jenner: oh my god I love your work Art Vandelay!
Khloe Kardashian: he’s not real mom.
by yourmomsnamehajdhd July 26, 2021
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