An English football team located in Highbury, moved from the Woolwich arsenal, hence the name. They are the first English football club to go an entire season without losing a game. During the seventies they were know as 'the boring arsenal', due to their highly defensive style of play, but now play attacking, entertaining football, and pass better than any other English team.
Can you pass like the Arse? Arsenal are THE OFFICIAL untouchables.
by t-mass August 15, 2006
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A NORTH london football team based in highbury (at time of writing).Better than a team called Tottenham Hotspur. Spurs are jealous cause we are better and have a better history. The only thing that makes them feel good about themselves is that they have been based in North London a few years longer than us. Losers.

Just look at their badge. We have a canon, united have a devil, Spurs have a prancing wet hen.
We love u Arsenal, we do
We love u Arsenal, we do
We love u Arsenal, we do
Oh arsenal we love you
by gunnersfan April 27, 2006
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The greatest football club in history. A team so classy that even without winning a trophy for four years they still play the sexiest football you will ever see. Watching The Arsenal play football is like listening to Mozart.
"You don't play Mozart, you feel it and when you feel it, it becomes part of you and flows like The Arsenal's midfield"
Sir Georg Solti

"God is an Arsenal fan"
Pope John Paul II
by sooner_gooner August 16, 2009
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A highly skilled football team based in London. Arsenal are current championships of the best footballing league in Europe.
"Damn, Arsenal just won 7-0 again :("
"Yey, 9727 points clear now :)"
by Matthew Smith March 03, 2005
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Probably the best damn soccer team in the English Premier League. Much Better than Man U
Hey look, Arsenal won the F.A. cup again
by man u sucks February 15, 2005
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This term is used to describe something so frustrating, distressing and baffling, you've gone past the point of caring for it.
For example, "my girlfriend cheated on me with my step father, the situation was very arsenal", or "I lost 4 million on gambling and ran my dog over on the way home, yesterday was extremely arsenal".
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the best football team in the premier league who are way better than man u. But they cheated to beat us in the semi final of the champions league this wednesday!!!
Arsenal supporter: We lost the semi finals of the champions league.

Manchester united supporter: I know we played very very well.

Arsenal supporter: Shut up your team cheated everybody knows that!!!!
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