A cancerous football club that have had the same manager for centuries and have never won premier league.

The shittest club in the premier league.

When combining the words ARSE and ANAL we learn how the English Premiership came up with a rather clever way to name a team ARSENAL. Like arse-anal but said together its arsenal!

Some shitty football team from London. Got beat by BOLTON and Man United TWICE. Chelsea are better

arsen is a name that usually belongs to very gay people. an arsen is also very short, almost like a little dworf.

some punchbag squad content just to get a draw against shrewsbury (from nationwide conference)

A very average football team from Woolwich who are currently squatting in North London. Currently lying 5th in the table behind a real North London team called Tottenham Hotspur. Their star player Thierry Henry will be leaving in the summer, which means that in just over a year they will be heading to their rightful place in The Championship.