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Stapples used to fix a persons arse after it has been damaged, normaly through ripping.
Dave “that shit was so big!”
Phil “do you think you’ll need arse stapples?”
by Housemate Gerbil June 05, 2011
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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