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The bits of toilet paper that stick to your arse hairs after taking a shit.
I hate toilet paper that's so soft it leaves Arschnoogles after a good wipe.

She was ready for back door action, so I flipped her over and was shut down by Arschnoogles.

Ooohh how romantic cunnilingass with Arschnoogles
by PhilThis April 02, 2008
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Jun 16 Word of the Day
Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.
Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so.
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by monkeylabor June 13, 2021
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