Arrick is a beautiful, kind and gentle human being. He has eyes soft as a meadow and a dick harder then hurricane rain. If you ever meet an Arrick (specifically spelled this way) you must always flash your titties and make sure to stick out your booty...cause he likes that shit. With his southern, country drawl and sparkling personality, Arrick is a gent who is sure to please be it in a meeting space, a sleeping space, or even, in the lobby.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

An Arrick is a complete and total bitch, who will hurt you easily and lie to make it seem like you two are okay. Stay away from this guy. He is a hipster and charming, so even if he is nice to you, let it last.