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A term used to describe someone of impossible strength, someone with the ability to pound Hummer's into coke cans and soak up bullets like an AK spits them out. Of course, only Arnie can posses such strength and thus it is only possible to allocate this term to people within the general viscinity of his strength, say, 100th of it.
However, huge arms and henchman thwacking potential is not all that constitutes a person deserving enough of the Arnie moniker. No, that person must also be able to recycle a select number of crude phrases after each finishing blow.
*Thwack!* *Bomp!* I'm Detective John Kimbell! *Thack!* *Pow!*' And so on, in the unmistakable tone of Arnie.
by Jordan Petts October 03, 2005
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Arnie is an old man who shows no sympathy for anyone other than himself. He's a total asshole to his poor wife and he smokes weed in the presence of his grandkids. He starts fights at family gatherings and is often found with a few too many drinks in his hand. By the end of the night, three bottles of wine are completely empty and no one knows how.
Grandkid: Why does the entire house smell like straight up dope in here?
Mom: Must be Arnie.
Grandkid: Makes sense .
by Yoyo Lama mama December 24, 2018
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a guy who is an impregenator, rhymes with Arnold Schwarzenegger so that you can talk about a guy who has got a girl pregnant without saying it out loud
Theres no way that guys a terminator, he's an arnie!

or

no way would i sleep with that guy he's an Arnie!
by hot_stuff_2009 March 11, 2009
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An Arnie is a person who is seemingly retarded based on their appearence, speech, or intelligence.
#1 "Dude, don't go talk to him, he's an Arnie."

#2 "What's up, Arnie?"
by missthang2427 July 29, 2005
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someone/something who is extremely obeiss and/or lazy. Its favorite hobby is to eat uncrontrollably and has to be fead by dieted food substances and armored control teams with years of expeirence.

If you ever encounter an "Arnie" then contact your local controll team, police, ambulance, poison control, local dog pound, tranculizer, and bomb squad

For more info' contact
1-800- I JUST SAW AN ARNIE
or e-mail
IJustSawAnArnie!!@FindYourLover.com
"THAT THINGS AN ARNIE...CALL THE BOMB SQUAD!!"

"Will you get him out of here, hes as fat as an Arnie."

"LOSE SOME WEIGHT YA ARNIE!!!"
by Collin Weitz April 16, 2007
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