Miniature chavs who run round thinking they're all hard just because they have combat uniform and get to shoot rifles (legally this time) when all they do is roll around in the mud
Also known as pongos

In constant battle with sea cadets, air cadets and marine cadets

"Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube.

People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.

In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.

The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.

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Lyric excerpt:

(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual

(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy

The superior cadet organisation beter the petrol pigeons and puddle Pirates

A person who thinks they are as hard as their mum’s penis just because they have the word “army” in their cadet force name.
The main traits of an army cadet is all round chavvyness, failure to clean up their buildings, poor personal hygiene and extremely strong B.O

Often known as “pongos”

A bunch of kids 12-18 years old that legally get to shoot rifles. They often make fun of sea cadets and air cadets calling them pigeons or the occasional bathtub warrior. They have to shine their boots but often say "Sir, they wouldn't shine".

Also, Blackdown water is NOT clean.

The best cadet force of them all. Looked up to by the puddle pirates (sea cadets) and the spaceys (air cadets). The army cadets are loved by everyone and gets named things like, Legends, God, Royal, etc.. Everyone loves the army cadets on camps and trips.

it's like a youth club but you get to shoot guns and shit, and all the girls are hottt (ok im biased cos I am one :P)