My Swiss army nipple creates problems
by Yet skirt skeet July 9, 2017
Stan army is a group of 2 years old that bully people for fun because they insult someone who will never date them.
by KILLER_DEATH011 COME ADD ME January 13, 2022
this is the name for the 5 sos fandom, since googlre and fan accounts didn'tgave me the name for the fandom. So i'm creating a new one, your welcome
i'm the michael's army
by is already taken October 4, 2019
The kind to have a badass dog looking after her back while he's away, doing the important stuff. She's the one looking after her own back (and his) even when opening the front door, would be a shame if someone was waiting behind it, or her.
She can do just about anything, she's intelligent, she reads books, she speaks many languages, she can cook, write, and sing to entertain, but if you ask her to climb a mountain she'll say "let's go!" She's a nurse and a doctor, a good friend, she's funny, intuitive, and loyal.
She's never bored, and is incredibly hot though she remains a gentle flower. She's kind, honest, and has values. Just know one thing: never to mess with her, her tempers are as bad as a tornado charged with two tons of dynamite.
She can do just about anything, she's intelligent, she reads books, she speaks many languages, she can cook, write, and sing to entertain, but if you ask her to climb a mountain she'll say "let's go!" She's a nurse and a doctor, a good friend, she's funny, intuitive, and loyal.
She's never bored, and is incredibly hot though she remains a gentle flower. She's kind, honest, and has values. Just know one thing: never to mess with her, her tempers are as bad as a tornado charged with two tons of dynamite.
- Did she really walk during 12 hours, under that heat during the day, and cold at night, with no food nor water?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- Did she really write a book, poems, songs, and other essays ?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- Did she really record several albums?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- That's ugly, have you seen the size of that wound?!!!!
Army girlfriend is already running to get the first aid kit while calling the ambulance.
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- Did she really write a book, poems, songs, and other essays ?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- Did she really record several albums?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- That's ugly, have you seen the size of that wound?!!!!
Army girlfriend is already running to get the first aid kit while calling the ambulance.
by Julie Dubois November 25, 2019
by thetruth2017 August 23, 2018
An enemy faction in Metal Slug 5. Their motives are somewhat unclear, probably their goal is world domination through dark occult terror. Unlike the typical Green Army Men aka Rebels you encounter in almost Metal Slug series, the Ptolemaic Army has more distinctive ranking system, deadlier tactics, and improved military equipment.
Types of Ptolemaic Army infantry:
- Guerrilla, wearing olive-brownbattledress and red bandana scarves. Specialized on outdoor combats.
- Special forces. Expert on room clearings, and sneak attacks. Seen wearing black gears and gas masks.
- Special forces diver. Marine units armed with spear guns.
- Officer. Men dressesd in blue-gray uniforms. They rarely engage combats. Officers often summon and command
mechanized infantry units. After that officers will flee away. Somewhat they take more shots to kill than others.
- Cultists. Masked guys in various hoods who practice the Ptolemaic cult and commanding battles. Only armed with low-velocity spore pistols.
Types of Ptolemaic Army infantry:
- Guerrilla, wearing olive-brownbattledress and red bandana scarves. Specialized on outdoor combats.
- Special forces. Expert on room clearings, and sneak attacks. Seen wearing black gears and gas masks.
- Special forces diver. Marine units armed with spear guns.
- Officer. Men dressesd in blue-gray uniforms. They rarely engage combats. Officers often summon and command
mechanized infantry units. After that officers will flee away. Somewhat they take more shots to kill than others.
- Cultists. Masked guys in various hoods who practice the Ptolemaic cult and commanding battles. Only armed with low-velocity spore pistols.
Have you noticed why Metal Slug 5 game over screen lacks of helmet on it? Perhaps the character and Ptolemaic Army soldiers alike do not wear such helmet?
by Nijihara Kalinin April 25, 2020
The sauce army is a group refered to by THECFHSAUCE and is one of the best names anyone has ever thought of.
by Slazer33 March 14, 2020