A guy who has a penis that is smaller than average while flaccid, but larger than average while erect.

Senator Armstrong is basically the embodiment of the Trump personality. In case you do not know what I am talking about, he is not racist but he does dislike some people that are not white American. He likely does not care for others' needs and wants especially poor people. He is somewhat cocky but does not go far enough to build a wall. He makes decisions that benefit him and if piss him off too much and he might go full out 200% American on your candy ass.

The act of receiving a double-handed hand-job while lying on your back. The person giving the hand-job sits kneeling, (preferably naked) next to your side and must be facing you while using both hands to add to a most incredible hand-job experience. (Lube is recommended).
Hence, the 'Kneel Armstrong'.

Wife of Green Day front man Billie Joe Armstrong. Born Adrienne Ilene Nesser on October 6, 1969 in Minneapolis, Minnesota. She and Billie Joe were married on July 2, 1994 in a backyard ceremony but spent their wedding night at the Claremont Hotel in Berkeley, CA. They found out that she was already carrying their first child the next day. Joseph (Joey) Marciano Armstrong was born on February 28, 1995 and their second child, Jakob Danger Armstrong, was born on September 12, 1998. The many references to The Class of '13 on their 21st Century Breakdown album refer to Joey's graduation from high school in 2013. Billie Joe has said many times that Adrienne (or Adie as he calls her) is the only woman he will ever love, their almost 19 years of marriage are a testament to that love. She opened an environmentally sound boutique on College Ave. in Oakland with Jamie Kidson and runs Adeline Records with her husband.

a disgusting degenerate who has a kink for backs and thinks that he as a human is the peak of human evolution while he really is a few steps back in evolution

Kelley Armstrong is a Canadian author, primarily of fantasy works. She has published twelve fantasy novels to date, most set in the world of Women of the Otherworld series, one crime fiction novel, and the Darkest Powers Trilogy. Armstrong has confirmed contracts with her American, British and Canadian publishers for novels seven through ten in this series.

The novels:

Bitten (2001)

Stolen (2002)

Dime Store Magic (2004)

Industrial Magic (2004)

Haunted (2005)

Broken (2006)

No Humans Involved (2007)

Personal Demon (2008)

Living with the Dead (2008)

Frostbitten (2009)

A man who can do more with one testicle than most could do with a pair.