Armelio is the person with the most animal names in the world. She is always lost in her minds and smoke weed. She cries like a frog. She is the sweetest little cow ever. Have an Armelio in your life.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

Armelio is the person with the most animal names. She is always lost in her minds and cries like a frog. She is the sweetest person ever. Have an Armelio cow in your life.