Arlo Wizzelteetz in the enigmatic learder of the group known as the Piss Creek Militia. Arlo lives in a compound on Piss Creek in upper East Tennessee. Arlo is famous for having the largest penis in recorded history. He is served by his right hand man and militia vice president, Uncle Hanker. Hanker is not Arlo's uncle. Wizzelteetz is not someone to be taken lightly and is considered an extremley dangerous person. When trecking through the Piss Creek area one must use extreme caution and flee immediatly if encountering Wizzelteetz or Hanker.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.