The funniest joke ever invented in the history of humor. A joke so funny hearing it without proper preparation could cause death or serious internal bleeding.

An common joke among comedians involving a travelling family of performers doing bizarre sex acts with each other during an audition in front of a talent scout. When the talent scout asks what they call themselves, the lead proudly announces, "The Aristocrats!"
The point of this joke is not the punchline, "The Aristocrats!", but rather the gratuitous descriptions of the sex acts and bodily fluids. These vary depending on the teller. Below is a short example of the joke.

A very disgusting brand of rum.

An extremely good looking Italian nobleman from an ancient family. He is pale, well built, tall with brown black wavy hair slicked back, prefers dark custom made conservative clothes, with pants that reveal his grand manliness, wears handmade oxford tie shoes, one piece of jewelry only a gold family ring, speaks three langauges, is always polite, speaks English with an English accent, is confident in business and desired at parties. In love he is the king of swordsman.

his joke almost always has these elements—alternative versions may change this form.

Setup: A family act (or a representative, usually the male head of household) goes in to see a talent agent about booking their act. The agent asks what their act consists of.
Act: If the whole family is present, the act is performed for the agent; otherwise it is described, in as much detail as the teller prefers, typically ad lib. Traditionally, the description is tasteless and ribald. The goal is to significantly transgress social norms. Taboo acts such as racism, animal cruelty, incest, rape, child sexual abuse, coprophilia, coprophagia, bestiality, necrophilia, cannibalism, and murder are common themes.
Punch line: The shocked (or intrigued) agent asks what the act is called, and the proud answer (sometimes delivered with a flourish) is: "The Aristocrats!" Some versions have the agent then asking, "So – Is that all ya' got?"

Aristocrat Vodka is very cheap, and hard to drink. Most hate the flavor, and how harsh it goes down. but if mixed well, it can be very good.

when rich people think they're so important that they're above happiness. they think the only way to find meaning in this world is to be suffering artist and art admirer. these people think that the world revolves around their skewed perception of reality.