a Persian who never pays money. He's super hairy and has lots of incest with his mom. his cousin is super hot and doesn't look Persian at all I bang her all the time. I also bang his mom but that's not as fun because she's not as hot as his cousin shes like a supermodel.

The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.