Some born in the country of Argentina

To have your bum waxed ...in a similar way that a Braziaian is a waxed pubic area an Argentinian is a waxed bum.

Typically done prior to medical proceedures in or around the anus (eg piles). Also called an Auggie for short.

Eating so much barbequed meat and cheese-bread that you write off a hotel room with your farts

Getting caught after telling people that you're going to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, but really you're in Argentina having an affair.

A horse face common to women from Argentina.

A sexual position discovered in the 18th century. It consists of the male partner laying flat on his back while his female counterpart performs fellatio while rotating counterclockwise around his genitalia. The female partner may be required to maneuver over the male partner's body as she "shuffles." As the female partner moves, she will "meow" like a member of the feline family.

Discovered in the 16th Century on one of Columbuss first adventures. The Argentinian bull requires an Italian man to mount an Argentinian with whom owns a vagina. As she runs about the town in anger, the Italian plays rodeo until the female becomes exhausted. At this point he takes his penis and inserts it in her whispering eye, thus, the Argentinian Bull.