Ares is the Greek god of war.
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A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
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Ares, the Greek god of war, is tall and handsome, but vain and as cruel as his brother Hephaestus was kind. His sister Eris, the goddess of strife, is his constant companion, but he is also attended by his sons Deimos and Phobos, as well as Enyo, an old war-goddess. When Ares heard the clashing of arms, he grinned with glee, put on his gleaming helmet, and leapt into his war chariot. Brandishing his sword, he rushed into the thick of battle, not caring who won or lost as long as blood was shed. A vicious crowd followed at his heels, carrying with them Pain, Panic, Famine and Oblivion. Once in a while, Ares was wounded. He was immortal but whenever he would get hurt he would run back to his father, Zeus and was healed. Needless to say, Zeus was very disgusted with his son. Ares was mainly worshipped in Thracia, a region known for its fierce people.
He is greek equivelint of the Roman God of War, Mars.
He is greek equivelint of the Roman God of War, Mars.
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One good fucker of a downloading network program. Similar to Kazaa. Includes tabbed browsing (A MUST FOR EVERY INTERNET USER!!) and ability to listen/download songs with the same program while surfing da net.
by useful idiot January 03, 2005
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The best p2p sharing program ever. Can also download torrents, has an excellent movie player, excellent organizer, a huge chatroom, a sleek look that rivals Window Vista, and overall, the craziest download speeds ever. One search can pull out hundreds of choices immediately. Download all your music easily, all the movies you want. The more users uploading, the faster your download will go. Download and listen to your music and watch your videos all in the same program.Download: aresgalaxy.sourceforge.net
Definetly the best file sharing program invented. Oh yeah, its free!
Definetly the best file sharing program invented. Oh yeah, its free!
Tommy: Hey, I use KaZaA! It gave me 1 whole search result! WOOT WOOT!
BillyBob: No...flipping...way....
Mr.Plum: Hey Kids! KaZaA is a virus! Use Ares! It'll give you hundreds of search results, no viruses, and the most advanced downloading technology!
BillyBob: No...flipping...way....
Mr.Plum: Hey Kids! KaZaA is a virus! Use Ares! It'll give you hundreds of search results, no viruses, and the most advanced downloading technology!
by Rakeon April 29, 2007
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I've downloaded 557 songs on ares and every single one is cd quality! im listening to them right now!
by jessie owens May 29, 2005
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