A question with the simple mean of determining a relation. (A very awkward question leaving the other person with no way to respond other than using urban dictionary to ease the tention slowly building between the two parties.)

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.