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Geeze he really looks like Voldemort are you sure it’s Archie
by Anonymous 🥵 September 26, 2020
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A little fat cunt, that has no friends, sucks bananas. He is a gay son of a bitch. He is on benefits. Archie is a little midget. He was an accident and has no life.
Archie wanked over a fortnite character, and slapped you in the face with his skinny peen
No one likes that fat little cunt archie, how is a fucking midge
by Archie is a midge March 14, 2019
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A guy thats buff and loves the ocean. LOVES the ocean.

Swimming, fishing, etc. is always something he wants to do.

Boisterous, slightly annoying, and talks in a thick accent.
Love pirates and whales.
"Hey, where is that ignorant fool now, Archie?!"
"I'm right here, you nerd. GO AQUA."
by Gayergay April 23, 2018
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Someone who likely has chlamydia due to outrageous man-whorishness. May also have other STIs/STDs, you never know, because he constantly gets with masses of girls, without protection.
My friends such an archie, he has to have every STI under the sun he's been with that many girls.
by thepsychicruskie January 10, 2010
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