The Pillars are:

1) Keeping it real
2) Any hole's a goal
3) Its not gay in a 3 way (as long as there is a honey in the middle)

One that flosses in public without concern for where the projectiles land.

Sterling Archer, AKA "Duchess", is all that is man. Not only is he the worlds best secret agent, but he is an accomplished cocksman. When he isn't saving the world or having sex with a beautiful women he is probably doing one of 11 things: Belittling his valet Woodhouse, telling Lana Cane to call Kenny Loggins because she's in the "Danger Zone", beating Pam with a dolphin, playing with an ocelot named Babou, referencing Bert Reynolds movies, attempting to include an air boat into his plans, using operational funds for personal expenses, drinking, saying "I swear to God I had something for this", buying turtlenecks, and answering his phone with the ringtone "MULATTO BUTTS!".

Archer can be defined by one word "SIMP!".

182 lb, 6'2", 36 years old, and is considered the world's most dangerous secret agent. Though he shows proficiency in stereotypical spy skills—weapons, driving, martial arts—his only real interest in the job is the opportunity to enjoy a jet-setting lifestyle full of sex, alcohol, fast cars and spy toys. A recurring joke of the show is Archer forgetting his pre-planned, witty one-liners, swearing "I had something for this" before saying something different. He also refuses to wear anything other than "tactical" turtlenecks during operations (he will take the time to change into one rather than immediately disarming a bomb), and claims he was the first to recognize the garment's tactical potential. Archer also has an intense fascination with the actor Burt Reynolds, often quoting famous lines and re-enacting scenes from Reynolds' many movies and asking Lana Kaneconstantly if he looks like Reynolds. Even though he's not the brightest person, rival agents admit that no one is better in the field than Archer. Because of this, Archer is equally likely to kill a room full of enemy agents as he is to accidentally cause an international disaster. He seems to have an almost encyclopedic knowledge of things which are completely irrelevant allowing him to make very witty references on a moment's notice (e.g. "Lana, you better call Kenny Loggins 'cause you're in the uh, Danger Zone!"). He was largely raised by his valet Woodhouse, whom he constantly belittles.

The 'Elites' of archery seemıngly ındestrutable and unbeatable. They are the chosen ones and are dırect decendants to Robbın Hood. Research shows that Robbın Hood was ın fact, Korean. There have been questıons posed concernıng theır humanıty as many scıentısts have found God-lıke tendancıes ın theır behavıor.

bottom lıne: Korean Archers kıck ass!!!!!

After you've had a sexual encounter with a lady at her own home, convince your lady lover that you should both run around the block naked (leaving through the front door). When at the door "preparing" yourself to do said naked run, make sure the lady is infront of you, when you open the door (every gentleman should open a door for a lady) quickly push her outside naked and close the door behind her. You now have full roam of her house and she is locked outside her own home naked. Winning. You will forever be a legend among your group of friends.