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Aragorn: verb, to throw open a pair of adjacent doors simutaneously and forcefully, while striding through purposefully.
"If I Aragorn this door, it might just shatter the glass with the force of pure awesome."
by Aubrey Slaughter September 23, 2006
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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Aragorn in from J.R.R Tolkiens books The Lord of the Rings. He is a ranger and heir to the throne of Gondor. He is reluctant at first becuase he is afraid of ending up like Isildur.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.
by Lynne Adler April 08, 2005
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the ‘ruggedly hot’ type of male; pertaining to Lord of the Rings pertaining to Viggo Mortensen who played Aragorn in the movies
Oh snap did you see that Aragorn?! Shoot!
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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Kick-ass Ranger from the Lord of the Rings. Made even more of a badass by being played in the movies as Viggo Mortenson.
Aragorn will kill j00.
by Atomic Chainsaw December 23, 2003
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A dunedain, blessed with the gift of long life. The heir of Isildur, and rightful king of Gondor.
"A day may come, when the courage of men fails. When we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship...but it is not this day! This day, WE FIGHT!
by EJL January 28, 2004
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Aragorn, son of Arathorn (quite possibly the coolest name ever) is the rightful heir to the throne of Gondor in J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" series. He is one of the Dunedain, a subrace of humans blessed with long life. Aragorn is 87 years old when he takes the throne, but he looks like he's about 33. That's how cool he is. In fact, all the chicks love Aragorn more than Legolas. This is scientific proof that Viggo Mortensen, who played Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, is cooler than Orlando Bloom. Aragorn also smokes weed, though just about every character in the story does except pussy Frodo. It is widely believed that Aragorn is the coolest guy in Middle Earth, especially because he got with Liv Tyler.
Every man in the world who knows who Aragorn is wishes to be him.
by Chernorizets Hrabr August 20, 2004
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