While having sex in the doggy style position, the male will shit on his hand, raise it in the air, make an arabic war cry (ayayayayaya!), then smack his hand on the females lower neck above the shoulders and pull his hand down along the spinal chord to the buttocks ... leaving a long brown streak ... similar to a brown rugburn.

It is optional to, when the female looks back in admiration, ejaculate in her face.

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.