A severe case of blue balls, where exploding into a condom resembles the rapid filling of a water balloon.
My girlfriend decided to jack me off under the table during dinner with her parents, and now I have AQUA NUTS!!!
by Johnny Long Arm January 08, 2012
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The act of going in to the pool or sea without wiping the nut of your penis.
Bruh, don’t go in there i just aqua nutted there.

Sir, all the fish in this pound have been aqua nutted.
by Flantman1 July 13, 2019
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The act of going in to the pool or sea without wiping the nut of your penis
Bruh, don’t go in there i just aqua nutted there.

All the fish in that pound have been aqua nutted.
by Flantman1 July 13, 2019
Get the Aqua nut neck gaiter and mug.
The act of going in to the pool or sea without wiping the nut of your penis.
Bruh, don’t go in there i just aqua nutted there.

Sir, all the fish in this pound have been aqua nutted.
by Flantman1 July 13, 2019
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