A severe case of blue balls, where exploding into a condom resembles the rapid filling of a water balloon.
My girlfriend decided to jack me off under the table during dinner with her parents, and now I have AQUA NUTS!!!
by Johnny Long Arm January 08, 2012
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The act of going in to the pool or sea without wiping the nut of your penis.
Bruh, don’t go in there i just aqua nutted there.

Sir, all the fish in this pound have been aqua nutted.
by Flantman1 July 13, 2019
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The act of going in to the pool or sea without wiping the nut of your penis
Bruh, don’t go in there i just aqua nutted there.

All the fish in that pound have been aqua nutted.
by Flantman1 July 13, 2019
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The act of going in to the pool or sea without wiping the nut of your penis.
Bruh, don’t go in there i just aqua nutted there.

Sir, all the fish in this pound have been aqua nutted.
by Flantman1 July 13, 2019
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