the blood soaked rag known as the union jack.

Originating in the food service industry, "drop apron" means quitting on the spot without giving any notice, typically in a state of outrage. It works unilaterally for any form of employment.

This afliction is when a persons gut hangs over thier belt, so much so, that it covers thier genitals, in the style of an apron.

A condition tradionally but not restricted to ginourmously fat men where the gut area sags way down over the beltline creating a visual fat apron.

A phrase to describe someone who smells particularly bad, specifically of piss and dried ejaculate.

From the aprons Africans tie around the waists of their donkeys to stop them being able to penetrate and impregnate a female of their species. As you can imagine, a donkey's apron gets covered in all manner of gubbins.

An Apron belly is when you become so immensely overweight, that your stomache hangs over your pants, or shorts, or whatever you're wearing looks sort of like an apron.

When your marriage is failing and therapy is too expensive, you use Blue Apron. Bonding over Blue Apron includes screaming together at the customer service representative about a tablespoon of tomato paste was missing from your package, posting pictures of mediocre meals on your Facebook, and bragging about the overpriced raviolis you made on your monthly double date. A divorce is inevitable, but it does extend the toxic relationship for a few months.