A term that a baseball umpire uses when a ball player argues the call with them in a very ignorant manner.
by AA-ron Wood April 24, 2013
A small piece of material specifically used to cover your cock when cooking butt naked. Usually smeared with petroleum jelly on the inside to avoid chaffing.
Dude, I cooked up a storm last night for my woman, put my cock apron on too. She was well turned on.
by Polish bike rider March 26, 2016
Someone who is known for cleaning up cum from someone else's ejaculation with any part of their body (normally the mouth)
by JaySmoove April 09, 2016
An apron worn in possibly messy or dangerous situations such as giving rusty trombones, donkey punching or working with clay to protect ones clothes.
by scribblyaaron November 15, 2010