National send your tits day.

A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.

the kindest, funniest and most beautiful girls are born on this day

The day to sneak out and throw some ass on ya bf

-National drug test day
-National "Its just allergies" day

National boyfriend has to show their girlfriend their tummy day