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People born on this day are amazing people. They are stubborn but great to get to know. These intelligent Aries know what they want, and will get it by any means. They will also say whatever they want, and fuck whoever they want
Dang, I wish I was born in April 13th. Those some cool ass niggas.
by Sarah greatman October 15, 2019
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The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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the most amazing person in the worlds b-day... especially if their name starts with an f or ends with an e
person 1: omg it’s april 13th today!!
person 2: oMg ReAlLy!!?ΒΏ
person 1: yea, I sure hope f******** like the present I got her!
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by issa sEcReT October 28, 2019
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On April 13th, after grabbing booty and the 6 inch, stop with these stupid national holidays.
Today is April 13th! Oh yes that's when all this bullshit ends.
by McThicc69 April 11, 2018
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A day in which fellas with massive wangs are born
I wish I was born on April 13th!
by terranze October 20, 2019
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April 13 is the date when Homestuck was created and put up on the internet by Andrew Hussie No it isn't National Sexual day or National grab an ass day, no fucking world leader is going to announce that shit, and for sure no fucking authority figure is going to be like, "Oh yeah, even though she didn't like you touching her ass, I'll allow it because its National grab an ass day" so stop with the sexual harassment shit.
However, unlike this bullshit, Homestuck is celebrated by a bunch of weebs and nerds who read it. There have been 10 whole years celebrated since Homestuck was up. It is also the characters John Egbert and Jane Crocker's birthdays. This years April 13th was a bit big, leaking into other people's life.
16 year old sex offender:Hey, have you heard, its April 13th today.

Homestuck: Yeah, its John Egberts birthday today. That's why I also want to buy grey face paint.

16 year old sex offender: Who's that, I thought it was grab an ass day and finger someone day, so that's why last year I grabbed that 13 year olds ass and finger my girlfriend while she slept.

Homestuck: You need mental help.
by utweetusdeletus53 October 18, 2019
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