national eat-a-frisbee day

the day you have to eat an entire frisbee. if you dont you have to burn all
your shoes.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

National drink your bestfriends cum day.

Manipulative, toxic guys were born this day!!

turkish genocide day

Bully anyone that starts with the letter J day, where you bully anyone that has their first name start with J.

National Boob touch day.Touch anyone’s boobs.