Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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This is my cats birthday! His name is Tomas 💓he enjoys boxes and sneaking outside
~"Did Tomas get outside again ?"
-"Yeah Juan let him out while coming in the house "
~"Well f*ck ..anyways what are we doing for his birthday April 22nd?"
-"we will bake him a tiny cake"
by Thereaperr November 09, 2019
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national get with your crush day

i gotchu fam♡♡

(my bday april 22nd so "just like that come my way")
dude 1 "bro its april 22nd"
dudett 1"waittttttt nooo ohh shitttt"
dude 2 "AYyEEE"
by ur FBI agent September 15, 2020
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anyone who is born on this day will forever be a baby.
person 1 - my birthday is april 22nd
person 2- omg lol ur such a little feetus,
by okgenxer December 10, 2019
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april 22nd is ladejah birthday is a bad-ass bitch who glows up before her birthday and look smexy the day of her birthday she is a girl who loves to hang out with her friends and loves to do fun things. she has a boyfriend so dont trip over how fine she is she is taken and loves her man she is a girl who didn't have her father in her life for her whole life and she didn't have no go role model as a mother.but she love her family friends and boyfriend and she will kill fro them PERIODTTTT!!!!!
That bad ass bitch ladejah birthday is april 22nd
by iphone8+ April 15, 2019
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